I was trying to find friends on services like Facebook and Twitter and
got this sad crying royal person with a broken crown. This is so much
sadder than Twitter's Fail Whale. I'm depressed now and don't want to
go out at all.
Also, it's time I let it be known that having a crown represent your
ascension to mayor status makes no sense, until you remember that
foursquare was founded in New York City during the administration of
King Bloomberg.