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SPECIAL ALERT:
THERE ARE TERRORISTS OUT THERE WHO WANT TO KILL YOU. THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO READ THIS BLOG POST. THEY DON'T BELIEVE IN LAUGHTER. THEY HATE YOUR FREEDOM. IF WE DON'T DEFEAT THEM OVER THERE, THEY WILL FOLLOW YOU HOME FROM WORK AND MURDER YOU AND SLAUGHTER YOUR FREEDOM. THE WORLD IS BETTER WITHOUT SADDAM HUSSEIN. THE CONSTITUTION EMBOLDENS THE ENEMY. YOU DON'T CRITICIZE A HORSE WHEN IT'S CROSSING THE STREAM. YOU WILL HURT ITS FEELINGS AND IT WILL SLOWLY SINK LIKE THAT HORSE IN THE NEVERENDING STORY. THEN YOUR CHILDREN WILL CRY AND THE TERRORISTS WILL HAVE ONE. GOD BLESS AMERICA, THE GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE GALAXY
END OF SPECIAL ALERT.
Hey folksies, I've got shows tonight (Friday) and tomorrow night in Boston.
The Comedy Studio in Harvard Sq
(third floor of the Hong Kong Restaurant)
buy tickets
8pm at 1238 Mass Ave, Cambridge MA 02139
Also, I'm in a movie, sort of, ok not really, but check it out anyway
go in peace, my children
Baratunde Thurston
http://www.baratunde.com