It's not every day you see a tweet about someone being found covered in blood. I just saw TWO of those in a row from Russel Simmons. I thought his account had been jacked cause who would say such a thing? Oh that's right, PETA would.

Let's all cleanse our mental plates with this PETA reporting from The Onion News Network

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