My first thought was: "They should make an app called Racial Profiler" because I'm a fool.

But then I started reading the not-so-fine print on the Facial Profiler app. "Compile a database of faces..." Um, no. This is a bit too CIA for me. There's no way I'm helping fill a spooky database owned and operated by the people that brought us Diet Coca-Cola Black Cherry Vanilla. Not now. Not ever.