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I love the Feedburner service for figuring out who's reading my blog, listening to the podcast and how they get here. One of the coolest stats it shows it what search terms drove folks to these hallowed pages.

There have been some obvious ones like

• "diapernaut" (a phrase i seemed to have coined in light of, well, the crazy NASA diapernaut)


• "dave chappelle podcast" (i guess people come to the next best thing)


• "racism America" (because I can answer all questions and write about this a lot i guess)

But there's also some crazy ish. I'm starting a new, randomly frequent feature here at goodCRIMETHINK called

"Random Reasons People Come to My Blog."

Today's random search:

"Turn-ons: Abs,asses, boobs, tongues, tattoos, piercings, soft skin, shaved down there, eyes, lips, tight jeans, hot cologne, motor bikes, hot cars, 3-somes, porn, chocolate!!! Turn-offs: Smelly people, hairy people, loud people, cheap people, liars, idiots, racist people!"

It's true! Search on Google for this whole phrase right now.