Here are the problems with this Marco Rubio moment.
- He maintains eye contact nearly the entire time. That’s creepy dude.
- He licks his lips, like some sort of sweaty and nervous pervert.
- His gulp is way too loud. Who actually gulps audibly?
- He looks mad suspicious! Like he’s stealing someone else’s water, and doesn’t want America to judge him for it.
- Oh, and he voted against the Violence Against Women Act today, which makes him a dick.
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