WTF is "franscrollow?"
"Franscrollow"[fran-scrahl-oh] is a new verb that eliminates headaches and complexity by combining all relevant stalker-related buzzwords into one easy-to-remember term. Friend + Fan + Subscribe + Follow = Franscrollow. So please, franscrollow me. You'll never be made obsolete by smelly geeks again. It's the future, and you're welcome.