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Archive for April, 2007
At communiversity event. Check out left side and see the kid in striped shirt bring down the pie.
How do I end up at all these college festivals?
The transformers have infiltrated our first responder infrastructure. We’re doomed.
Why do I feel like orcs live here?
Video of me hosting at YearlyKos in Vegas last year
[NP] Live from the Acela, it’s NewsPhlash!
I say Hola Hola Ay! Rollin, rollin, roll with Baratunde!
Free t-shirt to whoever writes back first explaining the reference in the greeting above. What’s up my people? It’s good to be back in touch with you. I’m writing this from a NYC-bound train, and we’ve got some cool things to discuss.
First up. My show in New York tonight
Ivy League Comedy Showcase:
Thursday April 26th 7 PM
Gotham Comedy Club
208 West 23rd Street NYC
(212) 367-9000 for reservations
$20 cover charge, two drink minimumwith Shaun Eli (MC), Karen Bergreen, Reece Waters, Me, Luke Cunningham and Dan Naturman
Next, Iowa redux.
My trip to Iowa last week was incredible. I spoke to high school students about the first amendment, sat on a panel about talk radio and American political discourse, received a Champion of the First Amendment Award from Iowa State University, learned about interesting black history in Iowa, performed in front of 2,000 lunatical (pronounced like fanatical) college students and got to hang out with one of my political satire heroes: Barry Crimmins who said the following about me:
Baratunde Thurston is a gracious and humble man. The grace comes naturally but the humility has got to be difficult for someone of his enormous talents. A sharp, insightful and important performer and writer, Baratunde has exactly the kind of curiosity, energy and wit that makes great political satirists.
Wow.
You can get more from my Iowa State experience and hear my show for the 2,000 in the latest episode of goodCRIMETHINKcast which is now even easier to play from my site. I spent the rest of the weekend in Chicago where a story in the Chicago Reader had me in tears and a roundtable discussion on the future of Black America had me inspired (this discussion will be aired in future podcasts. So subscribe).
Last week, you guys were among the first to read my thoughts on the Imus thing. Now read what I wrote in my dig column that came out yesterday in “Are you shocked?” Heads up: it’s not about race!
I’m proud to be working with some cool Boston comics as part of A Tribe Called Sketch. We have a show in Cambridge this Sunday night featuring some of my writing and … (pause for dramatic effect) … acting.
Finally, some MoJos for ya:
Gunmen shot and killed 27 members of a religious sect in Iraq. The country is blaming America’s culture of violence for the massacre.
Turnout in the French presidential elections reached 85 percent. The 15 percent that didn’t vote were actually Americans on vacation in France.
DNA evidence has now freed 200 wrongfully-imprisoned Americans. To make sure this doesn’t happen again, police will be collecting DNA samples from all citizens to plant at crime scenes.
Critics of Mayor Bloomberg’s proposed Manhattan driving tax say it will hurt the working poor. Wrong. Everybody knows the working poor don’t commute to Manhattan by car. They take the train from Philly like everybody else.
The White House says Attorney General Alberto Gonzales continues to have the president’s full confidence. Let’s hope this is the same confidence he had in Don Rumsfeld the week before he fired the man.
The Denver airport will be installing technology to detect deceptive behavior among passengers. This may force candidates attending the 2008 Democratic National Convention in Denver to travel by train.
AT&T and Microsoft say Google’s purchase of online ad giant DoubleClick could violate anti-trust law. It will be hard to find criticism of their arguments online though. It seems they’ve used their monopoly powers to remove it.
Mexico city officials have legalized abortion within the first trimester. This creates a dilemna for American conservatives. On the one hand, they are upset because they hate abortion. On the other hand they are happy for anything that reduces the number of Mexican immigrants. Que lastima!
A brief comment on Rudy Giuliani because he deserves it. Two days ago, he said we should elect a Republican for president (preferably him) in 2008 because we’ll be safer from terror than if the Dems were in charge. Under Democrats, he argued, more Americans would die.
Really? Tell that to the 3,334 Americans killed in Iraq under a Republican president or the 2,602 New Yorkers who died under a Republican mayor — a mayor who insisted on locating the emergency command center in the World Trade Center even after it was bombed the first time in the 1990s. Keith Olbermann does a better job of getting him than I have time or space to devote to this jackass.
We can only pray that President Giuliani is as good at protecting the nation as Mayor Giuliani was at protecting Lower Manhattan.
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title: Are you shocked?
GCC #001: Black in Iowa. Ways to get the show: subscribe to my feed or copy the following and paste into iTunes under “Advanced >> Subscribe to Podcast” http://feeds.feedburner.com/goodCRIMETHINKcast
Main items:
- I take part in First Amendment Day at Iowa State University in Ames, IA during Veisha 2007
- Professor Barbara Mack explains Iowa’s In Re Ralph Supreme Court ruling on the definition of freed slaves
- Students argue over the legalization of marijuana at the Soap Box Debates on Central Campus
- I perform a 15 minute standup set for 2,000 raving lunatics / students
- LENGTH = 29:19
This is the first podcast fully under the new name and feed. It may take a while for it to show up in iTunes.
Audio (preferred) or text feedback to goodCRIMETHINKcast@gmail.com, online at goodcrimethink.com, or voicemail at +1-254-247-3228. Or you can comment on this blog post.
Audio recording via my crappy Plantronics headset and field recordings with an M-Audio Microtrack 24/96. Production with Apple’s Garageband and a little bit of Audacity.
Intro theme music is “Diplo Rhythm” by Diplo, who graciously gave me permission to use the track as my theme song. Grab the track on iTunes.
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Gov. Patrick to Feds: Take your abstinence-only education…
… and shove it up your ass since that’s what those abstinence-only kids are doing along with everything else short of vaginal intercourse.
From today’s Boston Globe:
Governor Deval Patrick wants to end state-sponsored , abstinence-only sex education in Massachusetts, a year after Governor Mitt Romney ordered the Department of Public Health to redirect a long-standing federal abstinence grant to classes that focus exclusively on encouraging teenagers to avoid sexual encounters.
Patrick proposed forgoing the $700,000 grant, which the state has received since 1998, joining at least six other states in rebelling against increasingly restrictive federal mandates about how the money can be used.
The Patrick administration points to the federal government’s study of abstinence-education programs, released this month, which found that students in programs focusing solely on abstinence are just as likely to have sex as those not in such programs. At the same time, health officials say, the programs’ emphasis on the failure rate of condoms and other birth control, without providing instruction about their benefits, may confuse young people and discourage them from using protection.
“We don’t believe that the science of public health is pointing in the direction of very specific and narrowly defined behavioral approaches like the one that is mandated by this funding,” said John Auerbach, the state commissioner of public health.
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