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Archive for February, 2006

23
Feb

REPRINT & CORRECTION: How to Celebrate Black History Month if You’re Not Black

Back in 2003, I wrote an essay helping people properly celebrate Black History Month. I was quite tired of receiving cards in April saying, "Dear Blackie, Happy Belated Month." It’s insulting to get that card so late. I was planning to re-run the how-to essay, and just today I received a correction from a reader. Madame CJ Walker did NOT invent the straightening comb
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22
Feb

Front Porch Podcast #011: How SprintPCS made me cry

Episode #011: Listener comments, Google in China, prostitutes and GTA, cursing out SprintPCS, Harvard prez bounces and new podsafe music. Ways to get the show: subscribe via iTunes, download the mp3 file or subscribe to my feed.
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22
Feb

Why I have a crush on Maureen Dowd

Back in 2004 I met Maureen Dowd and asked her out on national television. (OK, it was C-SPAN, but technically…). Today I am reminded why that was the right decision. Her column on the United Arab Emirates port deal was on point.
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22
Feb

They predicted Cosby’s rant

On a friend’s recommendation, I’ve been reading this book called “Generations: The History of America’s Future, 1584 to 2069″ by William Strauss and Neil Howe. This book predicted Bill Cosby’s rant!
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15
Feb

Front Porch Podcast #010

One year podiversary! Also: fun with eBay; Dick Cheney shoots his boy in the face; continued interview with Joel Pollak of South Africa. Ways to get the show: subscribe via iTunes, download the mp3 file or subscribe to my feed.
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13
Feb

Guns don’t shoot people. Cheney shoots people

predator facial systemHere’s the easy joke I wrote: “Dick Cheney shot a longtime Republican friend in the face this weekend. Imagine what he would do to a Democrat.” But there’s way more interesting stuff to say. Read on brothas and sistas. Read on!
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10
Feb

Does anyone know where I can get a copy of the King funeral?

For some reason, I can’t find it on C-SPAN. I only can find clips of dumb ass conservative "pundits" complaining that the funeral of a civil rights pioneer and war critic was used to advocate civil rights and criticize the war. Idiots. Seriously, I want to get a copy. Lemme know if u know.

09
Feb

Front Porch Podcast #009

Big announcement: Baratunde’s FREE MoJo Quarterly book!!! Also: performing for 1,300 people; sold out show in Boston; blog flamewar smackdown and religion and cartoons don’t mix. Ways to get the show: subscribe via iTunes, download the mp3 file or subscribe to my feed.
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08
Feb

Special Grammy Analysis from Jason Phillips

Jason Phillips is a friend of mine from back in college. He’s actually much funnier than me, but decided not to pursue comedy. He does a big annual email about his Grammy predictions. This year I’ve decided to share on my blog to give yall a lil’ somthin different.
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05
Feb

Announcing… my free, “open source” comedy book

Today, I unveil my new series of free books known as the MoJo Quarterly. I published a “real” book in 2004 and have sold about 1,000 in the past two years. With the new books, I’m taking an “open source” approach to publishing. How fast can I reach 1,000 distributed? I just want people to read it. The money will come later.
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