It all makes sense. Google is the anti-Christ
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Archive for December, 2005
This is my first holiday season in a warm climate. I’m in South Florida with my girlfriend and her family, and it’s 79 degrees right now. This is the true spirit of Christmas. One complaint though: too many old people down here.
Continue reading ‘Cut out to Florida’
You better! I spent a whole day on this. Mostly done but with some major tweaking to do. Post your comments if you have any positive or constructive suggestions. No comments for straight hating, though.
My mission succeeded. I promised the people of New York that I would bring an end to the strike upon my visit, and the next day the strike was called off!! I’m the man!
Continue reading ‘You’re Welcome, New York’
This will link to My Odeo Channel (odeo/1b5b935cae465e6a). Odeo is another cool place to get and manage your podcasts. “What podcasts?” you ask. Good point. I was hoping to get one more out before the new year, but that may not be possible. I have a lot of good content recorded but no time to build the shows before I leave town. Stay tuned, and I appreciate your patience
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Dec
[NP] I’m Coming to End the NYC Transit Strike… 2 free tix 2nite!
Categories: NewsPhlash Newsletters
Tags: NYC.
My people, it has come to my attention that Gotham City is in desperate need of a hero, someone to resolve this crippling economic attack. I am willing.
Continue reading ‘[NP] I’m Coming to End the NYC Transit Strike… 2 free tix 2nite!’
(16 Dec 2005) Baratunde is excited to announce that he’s an official comic member of Laughing Liberally, an organization dedicated to promoting democracy “one laugh at a time.” He will be performing at the Lab on December 21 and at the inaugural showcase in NYC’s Town Hall in February
Gov. Arnold has denied clemency to Stanley “Tookie” Williams, who will be executed just after midnight tonight. I’ll be brief on this subject. I am opposed to the death penalty and saddened by this development.
Continue reading ‘He really is the terminator’
There is much to fear as an American today. The Muslims are out to get us. Mexicans keep sneaking across our borders. The bird flu is coming, and God keeps trying to kill us with his floods. But none of these worry me as much as this headline I saw in the New York Times yesterday: “China Overtakes U.S. as Supplier of Information Technology Goods.”
Continue reading ‘How do you say “Yes, Massa” in Chinese?’
(12 Dec 2005) On October 12, Baratunde’s wonderful mother passed away. Because of this he has been taking a break from comedy and many other things. He looks forward to a more full schedule in 2006. Thanks for all your support.
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