I was awakened today by my door buzzer at 9:30am. It was the FedEx guy with the boots I’d left at my sister’s Michigan home at Thanksgiving. With great sensitivity, she had sent them to me after Boston’s one foot of snow this Sunday. As I signed for the box, I yelled, “my boots!”
“They’re a little late but better than never,” I added, smiling at the delivery guy. He thought I was talking about him. “What?? No they’re not. When were they supposed to be here?!” he responded. “Dude, I was talking about my sister, not FedEx. Calm down and step slowly away from the package.”
This is the comment I heard from a cashier at the mega-Whole Foods in Charleston, South Carolina. Upon leaving I picked up a paper and came across an anti-Bush column, looking up just in time to see a lesbian couple kissing. I had spent the previous day at a Savannah diner surrounded by Kerry voters. If this is the Red America I’ve been reading about and seeing on TV, then color me purple!
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Damn you NStar for cutting my power!!! What did I do to you?? So I didn’t pay, so what. Maybe if you billed me I would! You can’t just cut the power when I’m not home and it’s below 20 degrees out. Biatches
I just wrote the following on Oprah’s message board. What? I dare you to say something… “I am a big Oprah fan, and so is my mom obviously. But I think she’s taken this celebrity obsession WAY too far.”
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Dubya. The Movie. Nuff said
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