Preorder The New Vampire's Handbook: A Guide for the Recently Turned Creature of the Night (by @joegarden et al)


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Joe Garden and the others behind this book are hilarious. I know because I work with Joe Garden at The Onion. Last week he spontaneously broke out into a full-throated rendition of Michael Jackson's "Dirty Diana," and it was beautiful. He runs a bodega out of his office. Really. Support one of the most entrepreneurial, funny and genuine people I know.

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