Patrick Duffy & The Crab discuss facebook & ringtones. Don't ask me why.


I don't know why this is happening. I really don't. The Onion has been doing a bunch of stuff on Patrick Duffy all week. I know his birthday occurred recently. Other than that, I have no explanation. He had to actually film this scene with the crab puppet. Why? Why would he do that? This hurts my head.