Oh my god, the terrorists REALLY have won





, originally uploaded by Von Hutchins.

Just got a call from the comedy festival folks again. They had to cancel my Gotham show too! Turns out even Caroline's in Times Square only has NINE reservations for the night. Way to go, media. Thanks for scaring the bejesus out of people with this five year anniversary b.s. Damn! I had some GREAT material ready too.